This question struck me funny. I’m wearing nothing that is as old as me. My clothes are almost new to a few years old at best. That happens when my belly outgrows my pants or my wife makes me throw out my comfy shirts with the armpit holes. I have a bad habit of not clipping my toe nails often enough (I know, gross), so my socks develop holes in the front very fast. My underwear is new, thank God. My belt is brand new, but the last one lasted a few years. I’ve had the same pair of glasses for a few years, because my vision is holding up. Probably the oldest thing on me is my wedding ring which fortunately goes back thirty years. That beats most of my tooth fillings. Nothing out lasts my body, so my birthday suit wins!
About Me
Indie author and self taught artist, creating for over fifty years, also a former corporate lawyer and systems manager … and other assorted vocations. Writing is my passion. I just released my first science fiction novel, Escape From Desolation, eBook and paperback. More information at my author page: http://escapefromdesolation.com
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